cheesy454's definitions

Spade

A messy, antisocial, generally unpleasant girl who moans and complains about everything they encounter in their miserable existence.

Spade spent the entire weekend alone in her room again, surrounded by her own filth.

by cheesy454 October 1, 2022

keshagging

The act of consuming a kebab while actively engaging in sexual intercourse

Keshagging is overrated. You end up spilling the sauce and salad all over the place.

by cheesy454 May 25, 2023

Quiet Calf

Someone who is bad at Fifa.

He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!

by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

The Doolies

Diarrhea

That kebab was great but it gave me a case of the doolies

by cheesy454 July 4, 2021

Beef bacon job

The bacon cheese burger in supermacs.

“I must get a beef bacon burger”
“Jesus, really?”
“Yeah beef bacon job”

by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

101 Job

Double vaginal penetration (i.e. two penises simultaneously inserted in to a vagina).

The number 101 is an example of iconicity whereby the number 1 represents a penis and the number 0 represents a vagina.

"I must call up to Limerick there Friday night to do a 101 job"

by cheesy454 November 17, 2022

El Shagico

When one travels to Barcelona to commit copious amounts of sexual activities.

“Remember that time you went to Barcelona to participate in El Shagico?”

by cheesy454 October 20, 2022