Definitions by cheesy454

keshagging 

The act of consuming a kebab while actively engaging in sexual intercourse

Keshagging is overrated. You end up spilling the sauce and salad all over the place.

keshagging by cheesy454 May 25, 2023

muck bird 

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.

“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”

muck bird by cheesy454 May 24, 2023

101 Job 

Double vaginal penetration (i.e. two penises simultaneously inserted in to a vagina).

The number 101 is an example of iconicity whereby the number 1 represents a penis and the number 0 represents a vagina.

"I must call up to Limerick there Friday night to do a 101 job"

101 Job by cheesy454 November 17, 2022

El Shagico 

When one travels to Barcelona to commit copious amounts of sexual activities.

“Remember that time you went to Barcelona to participate in El Shagico?”

El Shagico by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

Beef bacon job

The bacon cheese burger in supermacs.

“I must get a beef bacon burger”
“Jesus, really?”
“Yeah beef bacon job”

Beef bacon job by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

Spade 

A messy, antisocial, generally unpleasant girl who moans and complains about everything they encounter in their miserable existence.

Spade spent the entire weekend alone in her room again, surrounded by her own filth.

Spade by cheesy454 October 1, 2022

SHOTM 

Shagman of the Month.

Whoever has the most shags at the end of a month is crowned the SHOTM.

Legend has it that shags overseas count as double for the SHOTM award.

SHOTM by cheesy454 July 5, 2022