cheesy454's definitions

SHOTM

Shagman of the Month.

Whoever has the most shags at the end of a month is crowned the SHOTM.

Legend has it that shags overseas count as double for the SHOTM award.

by cheesy454 July 5, 2022

101 Job

Double vaginal penetration (i.e. two penises simultaneously inserted in to a vagina).

The number 101 is an example of iconicity whereby the number 1 represents a penis and the number 0 represents a vagina.

"I must call up to Limerick there Friday night to do a 101 job"

by cheesy454 November 17, 2022

Watch Lost

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

by cheesy454 January 7, 2022

Spade

A messy, antisocial, generally unpleasant girl who moans and complains about everything they encounter in their miserable existence.

Spade spent the entire weekend alone in her room again, surrounded by her own filth.

by cheesy454 October 1, 2022

Beef bacon job

The bacon cheese burger in supermacs.

“I must get a beef bacon burger”
“Jesus, really?”
“Yeah beef bacon job”

by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

El Shagico

When one travels to Barcelona to commit copious amounts of sexual activities.

“Remember that time you went to Barcelona to participate in El Shagico?”

by cheesy454 October 20, 2022

El Dorito

Legendary Left wing back who represented Ireland in underage before declaring for Mexico at senior level. Career highlights include winning two CONCACAF Gold Cups, one Mexican Primera Division, four Airtricity League Titles, one Barclays Premier League Runners Up Medal and scoring a goal in the 2007 U19s European Championship third place playoff match.

I felt bad for El Dorito when the Tottenham Hotspur fans booed him off the pitch for injuring Jermaine Jenas.

by cheesy454 July 25, 2021