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Crackondesuer 

Crackondesuer is a condesuer who knows where the best stuff is. It's not a habit it's a hobby.
The crackondesuer is here let's get cooking
Crackondesuer by Baroness Brass September 21, 2021
Acne on or around your ass crack.
Damn, I would totally stick my weenis in that girls yoni, but she has to much crackny!
crackny by Fatty-McFatfat February 2, 2005

Crackinyadick 

The act of stroking your penis until it's nice and hard, then firmly grasping it with both hands snaping it in a jerking motion. It is highly recommended by many physicians and has been known to prevent prostate cancer by stimulating blood flow in the lower body.
1: So man been crackinyadick?

2: No, why would I do that?

1: It helps stimulate blood flow in your lower body.
Crackinyadick by Jburns April 1, 2010
a beast that dwells in a females vagina, sucking in and consuming anything that comes to close.
Heidi Ferguson is the crackon.
crackon by Doghouse Dean March 24, 2009

crackonica 

To celebrate a holiday while getting high the entire time
This year we celebrated crackonica in are usual fashion of getting high as hell
crackonica by big brock December 5, 2009

Crackonblazeiglooboy 

Rollin on stones I didn’t feel shit but heavyweight champion cops I know the ball was greater glitched into number 9 Michael Jordan and Harlem 68 Tony goates
Crack on smack crack on wack crackonblazeiglooboy booty every ass and tits tits and ass