Definitions by Jburns

Trash Dick

A term commonly used by soldiers in the US Army for when some thing doesn't meet the standards or is in disarray.

Drill Sergeant- "Privates this barracks looks like straight up trash dick, FRONT LEANING REST POSITION MOVE!"

Trash Dick by Jburns September 14, 2012

Rosie O'donnell 

A large lesbian toilet monster that preys on small children when they poop. It reproduces asexually and lays unfertil eggs in an aquatic nest made of feces. She then later devours the eggs.

Oh my god Rosie O'donnell lives in my toilet!

Rosie O'donnell by Jburns April 24, 2010

BOB DOLE 

Jesus Christ, Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all thrown into the same person. Known for singing Safety Dance and washing down loads of viagra with 2 liter bottles of pepsi.

I just joined the new Church of Bob Dole

BOB DOLE by Jburns April 12, 2010

Crackinyadick 

The act of stroking your penis until it's nice and hard, then firmly grasping it with both hands snaping it in a jerking motion. It is highly recommended by many physicians and has been known to prevent prostate cancer by stimulating blood flow in the lower body.

1: So man been crackinyadick?

2: No, why would I do that?

1: It helps stimulate blood flow in your lower body.

Crackinyadick by Jburns April 1, 2010

lambs 

fur coats that you see the g's wearin

"ayo u seen dae dae tonight??" "yeah, he over there lookin at some lambs"

lambs by jburns August 16, 2006