crackon

a beast that dwells in a females vagina, sucking in and consuming anything that comes to close.

Heidi Ferguson is the crackon.

by Doghouse Dean March 24, 2009

crackophobic

A person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you ... are a RAGING crackophobic!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city because he is a shameless crackophobic.

by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

crackophobia

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.

by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

Cracking the UAV

To be looking for woman to hook up with.

Refers to a killstreak in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where a UAV (unarmed aerial vehicle) would indicate the location of enemies on the minimap. Similarly, cracking the UAV means looking for woman to have sex with.

First coined by the TikToker onlyonedan

On Friday night, the lads and I will be cracking the UAV at the club.

by Dragocaust April 28, 2023

cracktonite

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.

Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.

by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

Crackron

Refers to the city of Akron, Ohio. Due to its large population of citizens on crack or various other illegal drugs.

Dude did you see that whore givin dollar bj's in the alley?
-yeah I fuckin hate Crackron.

by marbred1212 June 28, 2009

crackopolis

A city whose Mayor smokes crack and continues to govern.

ex. Thanks to Mayor Rob Ford, the City of Toronto has become a well known crackopolis.

by GlennyJ November 9, 2013