crackny 

Acne on or around your ass crack.

Damn, I would totally stick my weenis in that girls yoni, but she has to much crackny!

crackny by Fatty-McFatfat February 2, 2005

Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.

DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!

Cracky Snack by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007

Cracknigger 

A black man addicted to crack and all things dopamine

"Damn cracknigger stole my wallet!"
"Don't worry dave, that cracknigger will be shot up by morning."

Cracknigger by Lonewulf66 September 7, 2013

crackyap 

Partial mouthfull of jagged, rotten teeth.

Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!

You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.

crackyap by Lunicus December 14, 2006

cracky tales 

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

cracky tales by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008

cracky snacks

noun plural. One or more cracky snack.

See cracky snack

Cracky Snacks are what makes the world go round!

cracky snacks by dj willow from paris August 4, 2007

crackne

when someone has acne in their bumcrack.

person 1: ah did you see hannah sweetman last night?
person 2: yeah she has some mad crackne styll

crackne by fatgeeza12 October 3, 2020