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Christmas Crackwhore 

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.
'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

Crackwhore 

1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)

2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.
1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!

2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald
Crackwhore by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015

Crackadon 

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.
Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.
Crackadon by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017

Crackracorn 

The star sign of A person who is a crackhead
Look at that crack head they are a crackracorn
Crackracorn by Sonicishectic February 8, 2020

crackwhore 

A prostitute who is only a prostitute for the sole purpose of attaining crack to feed her addiction.
crackwhore by HerzerMann June 11, 2004

crackwhore 

A woman who's crack addiction is so bad that it is the only factor running her life and making decisions for her. She cannot hold a job -- not even as a stripper -- and is forced to do the ONLY thing she can do for money... sucking and fucking. And she is sickened when she thinks about where she has ended up and does it all over again to get her fix so she can forget for a few hours... and then again... and again... life is absolutely miserable between fixes and the only time she thinks clearly, rationally and for HERSELF is shortly after she starts smoking up.
I'd love to kill all the worthless pieces of shit who have ever been involved in the process of turning a girl into a crackwhore.
I fell in love with a crackwhore (before I really knew she was one).
Don't ever try to help a crackwhore... she can only help herself.
crackwhore by Not Available December 3, 2003