A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the
Christmas table to add a bit of '
bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas
cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.
'Who wants to do this
Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last
time we shared a
Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis