Skip to main content

Cowfished

Being deceived by a lover who is skinny at the beginning of a relationship and then gains a massive amount of weight after they're engaged or married.
My brother got cowfished by my sister in law who gained one hundred pounds by their first anniversary.
by ASpadeIsASpade August 29, 2023
mugGet the Cowfished mug.

Cobbished

When a close buddy's wife or girlfriend becomes so controlling he no longer is allowed to hang out with any friends he had before they met.
Brad: Is everyone in for our annual guys only weekend?
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.
by thecampingtripmvp May 20, 2017
mugGet the Cobbished mug.

Clownfished

Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.
I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.
by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021
mugGet the Clownfished mug.

catfished by the cloud bots

Several cloud bots, often from through the interaction of several different Tech subcontracting organizations or search engine optimization, gives an illusion of an active meet-up group in a locale.
"I went to the meetups, yet I was catfished by the cloud bots."
by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 12, 2023
mugGet the catfished by the cloud bots mug.

catfished

Being deceived over facebook as the deceiver professed their romantic feelings to his/her victim, but isn't who they say they are.
Having a fake facebook profile, images and avatar in order to lure people to have romantic feelings. They are then catfished when the victim realises the person they have falled for via facebook is not who they APPEAR to be
by dottykai May 28, 2011
mugGet the catfished mug.

Catfished

To be deceived or lead on by someone on any social network, or chat session who's claiming to be someone or something they're not and tries anything to make you believe them with words that might interest you. While they're just sitting behind whatever devices they're using and their true identity is being concealed while giving you false information about themselves.

A typical catfisher would:
*Use False info or identification
*tells or sends you anything that interests you (very romantic or sexual
*will ask for money or talk you into joining any website you got to pay for.
*will constantly go through great lengths to ignore or make up an excuse to avoid any telephone conversation or video chatting.

How to avoid it:
*ask as many questions possible and see how they react.
*video chat or have a telephone conversation with them a few times.
*check their pictures or info out (Google the images they use)
I've almost been Catfished by someone who is a transsexual.
by val_venis February 26, 2015
mugGet the Catfished mug.

Confished

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.
That confished me.
by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017
mugGet the Confished mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email