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Cobbished 

When a close buddy's wife or girlfriend becomes so controlling he no longer is allowed to hang out with any friends he had before they met.
Brad: Is everyone in for our annual guys only weekend?
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.
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Confished 

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.
That confished me.
Confished by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017
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Cornished 

1.) To bring a forum thread to a screeching halt, to side rail and deliberately confuse all who contribute.

2.) One who pours paints on his wheel chair and spins around on a piece of canvas to call it art.
1.) Wow he just Cornished that thread.

2.) Look at this disturbing Cornish.
Cornished by fickwitchew March 4, 2010

Cowfished 

Being deceived by a lover who is skinny at the beginning of a relationship and then gains a massive amount of weight after they're engaged or married.
My brother got cowfished by my sister in law who gained one hundred pounds by their first anniversary.
Cowfished by ASpadeIsASpade August 29, 2023