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Cobbished 

When a close buddy's wife or girlfriend becomes so controlling he no longer is allowed to hang out with any friends he had before they met.
Brad: Is everyone in for our annual guys only weekend?
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.
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Confished 

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.
That confished me.
Confished by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017
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Cornished 

1.) To bring a forum thread to a screeching halt, to side rail and deliberately confuse all who contribute.

2.) One who pours paints on his wheel chair and spins around on a piece of canvas to call it art.
1.) Wow he just Cornished that thread.

2.) Look at this disturbing Cornish.
Cornished by fickwitchew March 4, 2010

Cowfished 

Being deceived by a lover who is skinny at the beginning of a relationship and then gains a massive amount of weight after they're engaged or married.
My brother got cowfished by my sister in law who gained one hundred pounds by their first anniversary.
Cowfished by ASpadeIsASpade August 29, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026