5 definitions by AnotherByteOfSeattle

catfished by the cloud bots

Several cloud bots, often from through the interaction of several different Tech subcontracting organizations or search engine optimization, gives an illusion of an active meet-up group in a locale.

"I went to the meetups, yet I was catfished by the cloud bots."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 12, 2023

tiktoking

Watching social media videos to the point of developing an unrealistic sense of reality.

"He is in his dorm tiktoking himself into dating hell thinking that all females should dance like that for their lovers."

"She is tiktoking herself into depression. If only shopping like that is the answer to all life problems."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 2, 2023

Apple Picking

To rob people exiting trendy nightlife bars by hitting them on the back of the head with a brick.

"There was an apple picking last night, you know, at that wine bar near my apartment building."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle January 18, 2015

Lounge Lizard

An indolent, pleasure-seeking elite corporate employee who frequents lounges, nightclubs, conferences, sport stadiums, travel venues, etc. where elite people gather with party enhancing substances. Their corporate tenures often last two years at most with salaries that are often above twenty times the local per capita. Prefer to be employed within the Tech Sector. Their job descriptions are limited to utilizing magnetic whiteboards, touchscreen tablets, and teleconferencing devices around Harkness tables within movable glass wall systems with space enhancements. Their computer skills limited to to analyzing Business Intelligence dashboards and cyberstalking their dating partners. Often accompanied by private security details when frequenting community parks and playfields in their gentrification neighborhoods. Stiletto sandals and microskirt are practically the required uniforms for HR professionals providing serves to these elite corporate employees. Standard background qualifications include being a trust fund kid of a family office or attended an elite university without any financial aid assistance. They buy their coffee beverages from any barista who live in unaffordable studio apartment near regional transit centers. When large number of these elite corporate employees have to relocate, their ineffectual politicians also relocates. Publicly traded corporations have to offer contract buyouts to layoff or terminate these elite corporate employees.

Check out those lounge lizards at that coworking space. We must be near a tech hub that is promoting "cash is trash" on social media.

Those other lounge lizards live in a building that features a discreet walk of shame door.

by AnotherByteOfSeattle February 25, 2023

being dutched

The sudden unexpected signaling of displeasure with the current dating partner by insisting that each person pay for their part of the dinner date when it wasn't part of the original dating agreement. Either party can be the instigator of this rejection effectively ending the date.

"My date got up for the restroom," woman says into her cellphone, "but I don't think he's that into me."
"Why?" asks the BFF on the other end of the phone call.
Woman taps her credit card on the table: "I'm being dutched."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 29, 2014