I haven’t seen Sam all week, he’s been taking this social-distancing thing seriously. He’s acting like a real covidol

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Be it jogging alone for miles around a football field past midnight with a face mask, or washing their hands and using sanitizers every other hour even when they are at home with zero family members, a Covidol is a law-abiding citizen who obeys the rules of the land like the Ten Commandments.