Couponing

The act of absorbing booze into a q-tip and sticking it in your ass

Ben: "Hey Collin am I couponing correctly"
Collin: "Yeah you got it way up there man"

by Jmnyprc August 27, 2016

extreme couponing

Extreme Couponing is the act of buying a rediculous amount of products at a retail store (usually grocery) for next to nothing. For the most part, the items are purchased in rediculous quantities through the use of coupons. In some cases, the store may end up owing someone money. This "overage" may be creditied to other items (such as beer or meat products).

I was stuck in line at the store for half an hour because of some nut-job house wife, all thanks to extreme couponing.

by Mike Derulo June 4, 2011

extreme couponing

A method invented for bored housewives and old people to torment the unfortunate person behind the counter even moreso than they usually do.

fuck you and fuck your extreme couponing bullshit get out of my store

by THE MASKED GOON November 15, 2011

Balanced Couponing

A way of saying I'm committing coupon fraud and misuse without calling it that.

If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.

by couponpolice May 15, 2016

Balanced Couponing

The act of committing coupon fraud with out actually saying you are.

Example 1: Useing a gain laundry detergent coupon on Gain dish liquid.

Example 2: The main practice for coupon groups such as couponing at dollar general too! and all the too! groups.

Example 3: They way of couponing that www.whatsyourdeal.com promotes as legit couponing.

I'm going to use a gain laundry detergent coupon on gain dish liquid because it's balanced couponing even though it's not for the dish liquid.

by CouponPolicyPolice February 18, 2017

cocooning

To take vacation or comfort in the solitude one's own home --in effect wrapping oneself up, away from crowds or busy other places.

Some sociologist say that more and more more Americans, tired of increasing discomforts and cost of travel take to cocooning in one's own home.

by Luddz June 5, 2015

Coon/cooning

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning

by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020