Coulron

a black monkey that loves catnip

i love sucking coulron

Coulron by dogfucker9000 April 23, 2023

Coulron

Coulron is a type of monkey that is short and long

this is a coulron monkey that is short and long

Coulron by dogfucker9000 April 23, 2023

coulsonized 

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

coulsonized by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

Coulrophilia 

Love of clowns, attraction to clowns

Clowns turn me on - I must have coulrophilia.

Coulrophilia by Nosey T. Clown January 9, 2008

Jonathan Coulton 

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

Jonathan Coulton by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

Coulrophilia 

Coulrophilia is the paraphilia involving sexual attraction to clowns, mimes and jesters. The most likely reason behind this is because of lack of childhood, but some say the attraction is because the person behind the face paint could be anybody that you may or may not know.

"What? You had sex with that clown from the birthday party?!"

"I could'nt help it, i have Coulrophilia."

Coulrophilia by Triplexgroovy December 25, 2007

Phil Coulson 

The baddest motherfucking Agent is SHIELD and Director there is. Madly in love with one woman, Melinda May

Daisy: Damn you’re such a Phil Coulson

May: I know, I’m also banging him

Phil Coulson by AoS June 11, 2018