Coulton 

If you find a Coulton don’t let him go because he is the best person in this world.

He is kind, thoughtful, funny, smart, down to earth, handsome and his lips are to die for.

Coulton is your future husband and the father of your children.

How can you not love him ?

Everything about him is special so if you already have a Coulton in your life you’re the happiest person in the world.

The way Coulton smile makes me fall in love with him over and over again.

Coulton by Boo Boo Bear Cuddle Cub January 17, 2020

Coulton 

The most country motherfucker in the south

Gotdamit Coulton

Coulton by Yeetium October 18, 2018

Coulton Lentz

Typically has a small penis.. but a very large heart. He loves b(ass). Great with his hands. Wears size 10 1/2 slippers. Probably owns a row boat. Usually has a mom named Vicki. Most of the time he’s the baddest motherfucker in the room.

Coulton Lentz is a unicorn

Coulton Lentz by XZXY4 November 23, 2021

Jonathan Coulton 

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

Jonathan Coulton by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

Jonathon Coulton

A songwriting genius. His music is sort of folk-rockish and has nerdy lyrics involving zombies, nerd love and evil masterminds.

Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton:
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain

Jonathon Coulton by RandomDude65339339356217974 September 11, 2009

Doing a Coulton

Ignoring your best friends in a group chat

Ahhh classic Brandon, he’s doing a coulton on us!!!

Doing a Coulton by Spider-Sambo February 15, 2022

coulsonized 

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

coulsonized by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012