Couch syrup

The liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober

Aunt Claire said she would stop drinking, but we keep finding all the couch syrup she has hidden away.

by Bernard Snatchly August 17, 2013

grandpa's old cough syrup

Grandpa's old cough syrup usually refers to a hot toddy. A drink made with one shot of whiskey, a half cup of boiling water, a spoonful of honey, and a splash of lemon juice. Variations include adding cloves and/or cinnamon sticks then letting the drink brew for approximately 5 minutes before serving.

The nickname of Grandpa's old cough syrup comes from the hot toddy being used as a cold/flu remedy.

You guys been doing a little bit of boozing? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough syrup?

by ztpruit December 14, 2010

cooch syrup

The female ejaculate. It is sometimes mistaken for urine by the amateur; however, this sugary sweet nectar resembles the simple syrup you would use to make a delightful mojito.

Aubrey's girl was riding him so hard she squirted all over him and before cleaning himself up he used a long straw to suck the cooch syrup out of his belly button, savoring every last decadent drop.

by Tittsmcgee June 27, 2018

Kentucky cough syrup

a tasty drink, better known as a hot toddy which is comprised of hot tea and whiskey. Produces a very soothing effect on the throat.

I'm kinda sick and i have some jack daniels, think i'll make some kentucky cough syrup.

by oorah72 December 28, 2009

cherry cough syrup

Your worst nightmare. Because you take it before bed but you throw it up until you get the taste out and then sleep until your parents wake you up with more of it since you are still coughing.

Cherry cough syrup (ChairEE COFh SIRup)
Mom: here ya go u will feel all better!!!
Me: okay thanks

Me: *takes it and chokes to death but cough syrup flows out of mouth*
Mom: you have to take it!

Mom: *leans your dead body on your back then she dumps the cough syrup into your mouth*
Mom: all better.
Mom: *she dusts off her hands then walks out*
Me: *le still dead*

by UntilTheEndBB February 20, 2015

ghetto cough syrup

An energy drink and hard liqour mixed together.

"After German had like 4 glasses of ghetto cough syrup, he made me smell his chode."

by Tayesha September 5, 2006

Cough Syrup

If a man is getting deepthroated and he does not let the headgiver know when he is about to cum and, thereby spontaneously combusts a load of semen into the back of her throat so that she gags and sometimes asphyxiates herself, he is said to have "given her the cough syrup" or "a taste of her own medicine"

John was an agog tennis player. After he lost a painful match to a handicapped black guy he went home to his normally fawning wife. She was upset that he hadn't won his match so she wasn't willing to chug his cum conduit. Suddenly he forced her head down and made sure it went all the way down her throat, then he gave her the cough syrup, she was taken in an ambulance to the ER, and she died the next day due to internal bleeding.

by Eric Kazinsky November 23, 2005