Ryan died last night after Tanner hit him in the head with his penis. It was the first bagonkie I've ever witnessed and it was so messed up.
by Tittsmcgee April 05, 2024
We weren't sure how Derek's hair would look when he cut his beautiful long hair into a rad mullet, but his hipster man-bun is now a killer bukakke handle.
by Tittsmcgee July 03, 2017
The female ejaculate. It is sometimes mistaken for urine by the amateur; however, this sugary sweet nectar resembles the simple syrup you would use to make a delightful mojito.
Aubrey's girl was riding him so hard she squirted all over him and before cleaning himself up he used a long straw to suck the cooch syrup out of his belly button, savoring every last decadent drop.
by Tittsmcgee June 27, 2018
An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.
TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.
by Tittsmcgee November 05, 2017
When a woman's pubic hair gets a little unruly because she is camping and does not have access to proper facilities to tame the beast.
Rita apologized to us for her camping bush she was sporting while wearing her swimsuit on the boat during a week long camping trip.
by Tittsmcgee July 22, 2017
Dude, check out that beotch's nasty alpaca hoof. I thought she had a huge camel toe until I realized I was looking at her ass.
by Tittsmcgee May 28, 2017
When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.
Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.
by Tittsmcgee July 21, 2018