Tittsmcgee's definitions
Jamie doesn't remember what happened last night after work, but is pretty sure she got bukosbied because she woke up with dried cum on her face and several empty pudding cups in her bed.
by Tittsmcgee July 6, 2017
Get the bukosbiedmug. When a guy bangs his lady while she's on her period and after dropping a creamy load inside of her he laps up the frothy, warm, bloody cum as it trickles from her hot vagina.
Brandon enjoyed the delicious raspberry latte he made this morning after dumping a hot load in his girl's bleeding cooch. He still had a little on his chin when he got to work this morning.
by Tittsmcgee August 4, 2018
Get the raspberry lattemug. We weren't sure how Derek's hair would look when he cut his beautiful long hair into a rad mullet, but his hipster man-bun is now a killer bukakke handle.
by Tittsmcgee July 3, 2017
Get the bukakke handlemug. The creamy shot of hot cum that acts as a magical elixir for a sore throat; especially when you've spent the evening shouting over loud music at a country western bar.
My throat was so raw after being out last night and talking with my girlfriend over the music, but Tanner gave me a shot of his cumlixir when we got home and I felt so much better.
by Tittsmcgee February 22, 2019
Get the cumlixirmug. When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.
Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.
by Tittsmcgee July 21, 2018
Get the trojan fingermug. A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
by Tittsmcgee November 2, 2017
Get the edward stirrup handsmug. The female ejaculate. It is sometimes mistaken for urine by the amateur; however, this sugary sweet nectar resembles the simple syrup you would use to make a delightful mojito.
Aubrey's girl was riding him so hard she squirted all over him and before cleaning himself up he used a long straw to suck the cooch syrup out of his belly button, savoring every last decadent drop.
by Tittsmcgee June 27, 2018
Get the cooch syrupmug.