Cothran 

Wealthy, fun, loving people that will do anything to make you smile. They are rude at times but will always make it up to you. They know how to be a friend. They never give up and they will always help you through bad times and stay positive.

Anyone would be lucky to know a Cothran.

Cothran by Harley Matthews January 10, 2017

Johnnie Cochran 

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.

Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.

Johnnie Cochran by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016

Eddie Cochran 

Late 50s rock'n'roll musician who performed excellent tunes like "Something Else" and "C'mon Everybody". Though he was only around twenty when he recorded, his voice sounds much older. Sadly, Eddie died in a car wreck when he was only twenty-one years old.

Eddie Cochran was a great musician, but seems to be overshadowed by the success of more popular rock'n'roll singers like Elvis and Buddy Holly.

Eddie Cochran by Rhymin' Simon July 29, 2009

cochran 

v. Committing an extremely public "career limiting move".

n. The career limiting move itself.

(After Ben "Hatchet Wound" Cochran, an East Carolina nursing student who effectively ended his career before it began by writing an epically sexist rant for the school paper that subsequently went viral on the net.)

"He had a promising career in politics before he cochraned himself accidentally spamming his donors list with kiddy porn."

"Yeah, that was one hell of a cochran."

cochran by ElectricMonkey October 3, 2011

Cochrane  

A small town in southern Alberta that is known for it's delectable ice cream and tacky western theme.

"I'm going to Cochrane to enjoy the ice cream and tacky western theme!"

Cochrane by how.high.is.the.sky August 15, 2008

cothranized 

To begin with a completely reasonable concept, and then blow it up beyond all sane proportions to make it teeter on the verge of the incredulous and impossible.

After I became cothranized, I realized that there needs to be 28 hours in a day...27 for work and 1 for gettin' jiggy!!!

cothranized by Snuggles 2 July 27, 2009

Cochrane 

A satanic sexual pleasure device worn during the 1800's to increase a mans orgasm. The device houses a hole for the male's penis, aswell as two lead weights on either side. These weights, when pulled up and released, drive into the testicles of the user. The blinding pain, aswell as orgasming, shows the true meaning of "Pain for Pleasure".
However due to health risks of imploding genitails, the fabrication of this device was halted.

Named after its creator, Colm J. Ruddger Cochrane, the Cochrane, or Cock-Ram was a major hit in the opium bars around the time. Only allowed to be preformed in the company of three or more gentleman.

Thou hast seen thyself cochraning on a dubious amount of thine time. 1800's.

My uncle Cyrus tried out an old Cochrane, but after the blood-curdling screams I knew something wasn't quite right.

Cochrane by Caffo November 2, 2008