A small town in southern Alberta that is known for it's delectable ice cream and tacky western theme.
"I'm going to Cochrane to enjoy the ice cream and tacky western theme!"
by how.high.is.the.sky July 20, 2008
A satanic sexual pleasure device worn during the 1800's to increase a mans orgasm. The device houses a hole for the male's penis, aswell as two lead weights on either side. These weights, when pulled up and released, drive into the testicles of the user. The blinding pain, aswell as orgasming, shows the true meaning of "Pain for Pleasure".
However due to health risks of imploding genitails, the fabrication of this device was halted.

Named after its creator, Colm J. Ruddger Cochrane, the Cochrane, or Cock-Ram was a major hit in the opium bars around the time. Only allowed to be preformed in the company of three or more gentleman.
Thou hast seen thyself cochraning on a dubious amount of thine time. 1800's.

My uncle Cyrus tried out an old Cochrane, but after the blood-curdling screams I knew something wasn't quite right.

by Caffo September 21, 2008
v. Committing an extremely public "career limiting move".

n. The career limiting move itself.

(After Ben "Hatchet Wound" Cochran, an East Carolina nursing student who effectively ended his career before it began by writing an epically sexist rant for the school paper that subsequently went viral on the net.)
"He had a promising career in politics before he cochraned himself accidentally spamming his donors list with kiddy porn."

"Yeah, that was one hell of a cochran."
by ElectricMonkey October 3, 2011
n. to have a moment of unbelievable clarity brought on by truth or undeniable facts and sometimes having a slightly humorous effect. (In reference to the late great Johnny Cochran's defense of O.J. where he put the haton his head and the gloves on his hands and said 'If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.'"
After group discussion, I had a cochran and then subsequently suggested that it's in our best interests to have an orgy together. I mean Dan is gay-curious, Sharon is bi,and my wife and I are free lovers.
by bob digitech August 9, 2008
A Cochran is a cigarillo or Black & Mild that has been gutted, had a cigarette filter placed in one end, and re-rolled. There are a variety of possible outcomes and types of Cochrans depending on what kind of wrapper and tobacco the torcedor uses. El Gran Torcedor, inventer of the Cochran, has been known to mix the tobacco that came with the cigar and tobacco from another type of cigarillo, cigarette tobacco, or pipe tobacco.
"Aye, you wanna hit this?" "Sure bro...Damn. This shit is hella good! What is this?" "That Sir, is a Cochran you're smoking." "A Cochran??? It looks like a Swisher, but tastes like loveliness...It's like an orgasm in my mouth...I-I-I mean it's like my mouth had an orgasm; not like someone orgasm'd in my mouth."
by SirSmokeALot November 26, 2013
The childish act of having a tantrum and supergluing your penis to someone else’s personal belongings In a desperate attempt of some recognition.
Yo did you hear of the guy who got caught cochraning himself to another persons tool box? So tragic

What makes it even more tragic is carrying out this act on the wrong person, whoops.
by Two stroke September 24, 2020
A person who suffers from meth induced rage, all while being divorced for someone younger and healthier who plays video games.

(Sometimes spelt Cochran)
Person 1: Joshua was being a total Cochran last night.

Person 2: That guy was methed out of his head on that post, must’ve been Cochran.
by Antiar August 13, 2020