Coronamoaner(s)

A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.

"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"

"You're such a Coronamoaner."

Coronamoaner by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020

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Coronaonanist

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.

Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!

Coronaonanist by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

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Coronacons

Slang for the unscrupulous scammers preying on the vulnerable masses during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Some especially vile Coronacons tried but failed to put one over on my savvy Granny and she totally outsmarted them!

Coronacons by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020

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Urination Coronation

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.

Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.

Urination Coronation by levahan December 7, 2009

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coronatoid

It’s a mongotoid, (look up definition) that snots on, coughs on and licks everything he comes into contact with, the fucking stoopid Coronavirus filled carrier bag!!

Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!

All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........

“Oh for fucks sake not another coronatoid to add to the ever depleting population of there breed. Best keep at least 2.3 meters away, actually fuck that, cross the road I can see snot and dribble!! I said pointing, shaking my head and getting dude to look.

“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.

coronatoid by Iwannariot March 30, 2020

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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