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coronatoid 

It’s a mongotoid, (look up definition) that snots on, coughs on and licks everything he comes into contact with, the fucking stoopid Coronavirus filled carrier bag!!

Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!

All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........
“Oh for fucks sake not another coronatoid to add to the ever depleting population of there breed. Best keep at least 2.3 meters away, actually fuck that, cross the road I can see snot and dribble!! I said pointing, shaking my head and getting dude to look.

“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.
coronatoid by Iwannariot March 30, 2020
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Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.
You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.
Coronatard by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Coronatrader

A pejorative term used to describe a person who uses their inside knowledge of Coronavirus trends to hit the big time via their unscrupulous stock market trades.
So BFD, I got busted being a Coronatrader and lost my little-man job as the Intelligence Committee Chairman!
Coronatrader by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

Urination Coronation 

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.
Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.
Urination Coronation by levahan December 7, 2009

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.
Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

Coronation 

The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.
History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."
Coronation by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020

coronanoia 

A thought process or fear driven reaction to Covid19, many times to the point of irrationality and/or delusion. Symptons include; prolonged n95 mask usage; fear of shaking hands/hugging; sexual abstinence; avoiding all human contact; hiding in your closet.
My aunt Mary has come down with a severe case of coronanoia