Coronaholed

The act of watching your plans get fucked by Covid 19 like the skinny bitch in C-block.

"We had tickets to ACL, but Austin has the worst infection rate in the country, so it's cancelled. Coronaholed again!"
Synonym: Covidholed

by Elevenstring July 5, 2020

Coronaholio

Someone who seeks TP for their bunghole as a result of panic shopping during the Coronavirus pandemic.

I am the great Coronaholio. I seek TP for my bunghole.

by Pointcloud March 12, 2020

cornholed

A redneck term for anal sex.

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

by Belinski November 3, 2018

coronadoed

When you spend a year with total douchebags in a combat zone.

I got coronadoed in Afghanistan for 12 months.

by Brailsford December 17, 2008

Coronazoned

It’s when you started talking with someone out of loneliness during quarantine, and you ended up being ghosted.

1: man, we’ve been talking for three months since the quarantine just started, and now she won’t even text me back!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!

by Horsegirl205 June 18, 2020

Coronahole

A person who acts selfishly with unstoppable arrogance during times of world duress.

She acted like a true Coronahole when she purchased all the toilet paper, sanitary wipes, and hand sanitizer in the store.

by Mkalandar March 16, 2020