Coronaholio 

Someone who seeks TP for their bunghole as a result of panic shopping during the Coronavirus pandemic.

I am the great Coronaholio. I seek TP for my bunghole.

Coronaholio by Pointcloud March 12, 2020

coronaholio 

1. noun Someone goes crazy and obsessive about toilet paper.
2. verb When a person loses his mind due to imaginary shortage toilet paper.

Check out these hordes of coronaholios fighting over TP for the bungholes!

coronaholio by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020

Cornholiovirus 

Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.

Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."

Cornholiovirus by ShangChang March 18, 2020

the great cornholio 

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

the great cornholio by Albert February 14, 2004

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

cornholio 

One who requires TP for his bunghole

When you have the schlitts, it is common to pull your shirt over your head and say "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"

cornholio by Anonymous October 12, 2002

cornholio 

Beavis's alter-ego..The master of all that is toilet paper..do you have TP for his bunghole?

I AM Cornholio! I NEED TP FOR BUNGHOLE!!

cornholio by James Lowe June 4, 2004