cornholed

A redneck term for anal sex.

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

by Belinski November 3, 2018

getting cornholed

A phrase describing one who has been gangraped by Mexican gang members in prison. Another word for being black beaned and getting your beans refried.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Jared Fogle?
Person 2: Yeah he's probably getting cornholed in prison right now.

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017

Cornholiovirus

Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.

Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."

by ShangChang March 18, 2020

the great cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Albert February 14, 2004

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

by AYB July 20, 2003

Cornhold

The force or power exerted by one individual while engaging in anal sex with another person. It also refers to the positioning of bodies involved in anal sex.

Did you see Ron and James down by the river?

Yeah. It looked like Ron had James in a cornhold.

by greener than green January 22, 2011