Coronahole

A person who acts selfishly with unstoppable arrogance during times of world duress.

She acted like a true Coronahole when she purchased all the toilet paper, sanitary wipes, and hand sanitizer in the store.

by Mkalandar March 16, 2020

Coronaphone

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronahoax

Also known as "COVID-19", the imaginary, fake, made-up PLANdemic perpetuated by the lying "news" media, used as a distraction for the World Economic Forum to bring about "The Great Reset".

What a moron, you fell for the Coronahoax!

by Sporkinator March 28, 2021

Coronaholio

Someone who seeks TP for their bunghole as a result of panic shopping during the Coronavirus pandemic.

I am the great Coronaholio. I seek TP for my bunghole.

by Pointcloud March 12, 2020

Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

cornhole cowboy

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.

Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.

by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008