Coronahoarder

Someone who attempts to conquer the uncertainty of the Coronavirus by hoarding common household goods, such as toilet paper.

Wow I’m really freaked out about this whole Coronavirus thing....

Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!

That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020