Coronagony

realising the real threat lies not in catching a virus but having to stay at home with your family.

Oh. My. God. I just had a moment of coronagony. I am so going to die. These people are going to kill me.

by Krkič March 14, 2020

Coronaonanist

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.

Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

Coronacons

Slang for the unscrupulous scammers preying on the vulnerable masses during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Some especially vile Coronacons tried but failed to put one over on my savvy Granny and she totally outsmarted them!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020

coronagina

A pussy that’s most likely infected with Covid-19 due to the promiscuity of the owner of said pussy.

Brah I fucked that bitch for real, don’t even give 2 fucks she probs got that Coronagina.

by AGoodLad June 2, 2020

Coronagoraphobia

Fear of venturing out after quarantine is lifted because people won’t follow social distancing guidelines.

Karen cannot make herself go to Walmart because quarantining for so long has given her Coronagoraphobia.

by Ms.Um_Erika June 1, 2020

Coronagoraphobia

The fear of contracting corona virus while in the market.

Jamie was afraid to go grocery shopping because of coronagoraphobia.

by Yay a Snow Day May 6, 2020

Coronazoned

It’s when you started talking with someone out of loneliness during quarantine, and you ended up being ghosted.

1: man, we’ve been talking for three months since the quarantine just started, and now she won’t even text me back!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!

by Horsegirl205 June 18, 2020