coronagen

Spike in birth precipitation caused by couples forced to be isolated due to the Corona virus outbreak.

Yeah, he's Coronagen, born nine months after the outbreak.

by gfellow March 15, 2020

coronainsomnia

Corona insomnia is the inability to sleep because of stress from finances, fear of illness and fear of your family getting corona!

Stella has to drink five cups today because coronainsomnia hit her hard worried about her children and husband getting the rona?

Jake got coronainsomnia because he lost his job due to restaurants closing because of the rona restrictions!

by Laureezy September 13, 2020

Coronacane

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.

Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!

by The Art of Mayhem May 12, 2020

Coronadeathwish

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.

Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020

Coronagut

That chronic painful burning sensation in the pit of your stomach reminding you that COVID-19 is our new normal.

You’re not sick, it’s just Coronagut!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronamercial

Any one of the endless stream of commercials put out by companies during the coronavirus pandemic – to show that they are still relevant and how they are going above and beyond to take care of their customers and employees. Typically featuring reluctant CEOs who don’t feel comfortable on camera, these spots can be for anything from fast food restaurants, car companies, hemorrhoid cream makers, beer distributors, etc. We get it – you’re still there, and you don’t want us to forget about you while we’re cowering in our homes in fear.

All I’ve watched on TV over the last month are 20-year-old football games, Brady Bunch reruns and coronamercials.

by MattersOfManners April 17, 2020

Coronadance

The wild and crazy dance moves we make in private, a repercussion of being socially distanced from all of our loved ones.

I got my Coronadance down and it’s funky, sexy shit, for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020