Skip to main content

Coronafag 

Someone who believes that COVID-19 is much worse than something like the flu and that we should all worry. Coronafags often try to spread the false message that we’re all going to die from COVID-19 as soon as we get it.

Coronafags were thought of as stupid back when COVID-19 was first discovered. However, more and more people have turned into Coronafags as the number of people who have been infected by COVID-19 increased. Even major companies like Google have turned into coronafags. However, some major companies like Apple don’t seem to be too bothered, which is good.

If you find a coronafag, you can remind them that the 2017-18 flu pandemic had a mortality rate of ~10%, while COVID-19 has an esimated mortality rate of ~2-3%.
Person 1: “It’s sad that people think that COVID-19 is just another flu. It’s something much worse.
Person 2, using common sense: “Stfu coronafag. The 2017 flu pandemic had a 4 times higher mortality rate than COVID-19. Stop trying to spread Coronafag Syndrome to everyone. You’re a disgrace.
Coronafag by MakeUDGreatAgain April 8, 2020

CoronaFlyrus

The fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head during the Vice Presidential Debate 2020.
Mike Pence got the CoronaFlyrus during the debate.

Coronacane 

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.
Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!

coronacampus 

A virtual “campus” that is a remote, online one, springing up during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I’m headed off to the coronacampus to meet with my college buds!
coronacampus by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Coronadance 

The wild and crazy dance moves we make in private, a repercussion of being socially distanced from all of our loved ones.
I got my Coronadance down and it’s funky, sexy shit, for sure!
Coronadance by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

Coronavagirus 

A vagirus that causes all sorts of sexual diseases (UTIs, STDs, herpes, vaginitis) and pregnant people will get severe cases of PUPPP, HG, and miscarriages from it.
It’s spreading across the world, giving us the first vagiral pandemic.
Ben: The world is doomed from the coronavagirus.
Gregory: I know, because so many people are dying from it.
Ben: I pray the world gets better soon.
Gregory: It will if we get vagccinated.
Ben: Well we better do something.
Gregory: I agree with you.
Coronavagirus by gregben February 23, 2022

Coronacation 

Getting paid to be off of work and having nothing to do or nowhere to go.
The trip I took to Puerto Vallarta and got stung by a sting ray beats the hell out of this coronacation I'm on. This sucks!
Coronacation by Casper70 April 4, 2020