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cornswaggle

to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam
i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.
cornswaggle by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007
Words you can keep

Cornswaggle

To invite an uninvited friend to a party that you have been invited to.
I can try to cornswaggle you in there, but Alex is not gonna be too happy if he finds out.
Cornswaggle by Devotchka yarbles November 16, 2009

Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.
That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.
Cornswaggle Flu by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009

hornswaggled 

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.
"Hornswaggled again!"
hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggle 

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".
"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"
hornswaggle by ChrisS March 7, 2005

cornswabble

The act of sucking a dick covered in creamed corn!
The only way i can get a woman to get with me is if she cornswabbles me.
cornswabble by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

pornswaggled 

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.
I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!
pornswaggled by oooeeeo April 21, 2006
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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