Cornswoggle

To break something completely beyond repair. Usually something you didn't think was possible to break in the first place. Ex. Nokia, power steering, Titanic.

He cornswoggled his power steering by turning too hard and snapped it.

by Burkns March 21, 2015

cornswoggle

when you overfeed a bunch of crows and the food gets stuck down a crows throat

p1: feeding crows
p2: STOP FEEDING THEM ONE OF THEM IS GETTING CORNSWOGGLED!!!!

by ANTICORNSWOGGLINGNATION August 05, 2024