cornswaggle

to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam

i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.

by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007

Cornswaggle

To invite an uninvited friend to a party that you have been invited to.

I can try to cornswaggle you in there, but Alex is not gonna be too happy if he finds out.

by Devotchka yarbles November 16, 2009

Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.

That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.

by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009

hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggle

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".

"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"

by ChrisS March 7, 2005

cornswabble

The act of sucking a dick covered in creamed corn!

The only way i can get a woman to get with me is if she cornswabbles me.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

pornswaggled

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

by oooeeeo April 21, 2006