cornswabble

The act of sucking a dick covered in creamed corn!
The only way i can get a woman to get with me is if she cornswabbles me.
by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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Bear Raped

The act of writing on a piece of paper with the opposite hand.
The hand writing on this essay looks atrocious they must have bear raped it or something.
by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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Ganderthroll

Placing the tip of your penis in acid then inserting it directly into someones ear.
It's not my fault she was deaf before the ganderthroll.
by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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DoucheMcgooch

When a woman douches with the grease from the fries from McDonalds
Fatty Cathy liked McDonalds soo much that she had to DoucheMcgooch that shit.
by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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Apple Cramming

a substitute for showering in the morning
"Why do you smell like apples?" "Oh i was so tired from cornswabbling last night that i was apple cramming this morning!"
by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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Gutter Swimming

changing your clocks for day light savings time
At midnight everyone in the house was gutter swimming in a hurry.
by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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Tit Swamp

When you wear two pairs of socks instead of one.
Its really cold out today i better Tit Swamp.
by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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