Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SavorOfHumens

cornswabble

The act of sucking a dick covered in creamed corn!

The only way i can get a woman to get with me is if she cornswabbles me.

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Placing the tip of your penis in acid then inserting it directly into someones ear.

It's not my fault she was deaf before the ganderthroll.

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When a woman douches with the grease from the fries from McDonalds

Fatty Cathy liked McDonalds soo much that she had to DoucheMcgooch that shit.

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The act of writing on a piece of paper with the opposite hand.

The hand writing on this essay looks atrocious they must have bear raped it or something.

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When you wear two pairs of socks instead of one.

Its really cold out today i better Tit Swamp.

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changing your clocks for day light savings time

At midnight everyone in the house was gutter swimming in a hurry.

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"Why do you smell like apples?" "Oh i was so tired from cornswabbling last night that i was apple cramming this morning!"

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