Cornswaggled 

Cornswaggled is when a individual is so confused they can only say "I'm Cornswaggled"

Man 1: hey, did you see that the rock died

Man 2: I'm Cornswaggled

Cornswaggled by BigJewFoot January 30, 2023

Cornswaggled 

Getting a blow job with a can of raw corn in the givers mouth

guy1: Hey man my girl Cornswaggled me last night
guy2: that’s awesome bro!!

Cornswaggled by Ancient.Milk May 14, 2022

hornswaggled 

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008

pornswaggled 

At the exact moment of orgasm the porn movie being watched suddenly cuts to a shot of something (or someone) unattractive.

I was blowing my load when the camera cut to a really long shot of some hairy guy. I got pornswaggled!

pornswaggled by oooeeeo April 21, 2006

cornswaggle

to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam

i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.

cornswaggle by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007

Cornswoggle 

To break something completely beyond repair. Usually something you didn't think was possible to break in the first place. Ex. Nokia, power steering, Titanic.

He cornswoggled his power steering by turning too hard and snapped it.

Cornswoggle by Burkns March 21, 2015

cornswaggler 

someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!

that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!

cornswaggler by katotool April 23, 2007