Cornicing

Wiping you ass on the edge of a mattress.

Ran out of TP so was cornicing on Tristans bed

Cornicing by Cornicet August 27, 2026

Corning 

This fetish is the act of eating or getting your partner to eat a lot of corn, waiting until they defecate and pick the loose corn out of the shit and have the other person eat it.

Me and my girl tried corning, we loved it and now we do it every week.

Corning by Detrevnl23 August 1, 2023

cormacing 

Cormacing occurs when someone's internet is so trash, that it cosmic ddos anything it comes into contact with. It is so horrible that it affects everything and everyone else using the same service, and can cause others' connection to suffer or even crash as a result.

I was having fun with some friends last night on Xbox, until some guy joined and began cormacing the whole party.

cormacing by Sir Defintions May 18, 2016

cornilingus 

Frenzied licking of corn-on-the-cob to remove excess butter before it drips on the table.

Cornilingus time! That cob looks like it's about to drip.

cornilingus by SPQR March 4, 2009

conniving cunt 

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.

i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.

conniving cunt by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007

Coonilingus 

1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.

2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'

1.

"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."

2.

"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"

Coonilingus by megan.w November 22, 2009

Cornering 

The ability to a smoke a bowl of sensi one segment at a time by holding the lighter at an oblique angle to each unburned "corner" in turn, thereby allowing multiple persons to receive a fresh hit.

Dude, this is my last nug. Don't forget to corner it so I can get a freshie.

Cornering by mobiustrip July 8, 2005