Wiping 

When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.

"OMGWTFBBQ What's that smell??"
"Sorry dude, I'm wiping it today."

Wiping by TartOfThePops May 21, 2010

Wiping 

In the sport of paintball - when a player "wipes" or clears a direct hit (an out) with their shirt, bunker, or the dirt with a slide in effort to play on.

Do you see that guy wiping his hit behind the bunker?
-It must've been one of those military sim mag-fed guys.

Wiping by SPHD February 1, 2015

Wiping Noses 

To rob a drug dealer, plug, or trap house.

"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."

Wiping Noses by NovaStellaSolaris July 18, 2019

wiping white

During the latter stages of wiping one's bumhole, this is the point at which the paper returns for inspection unsoiled and clear.

"Thank god, i'm wiping white at last. What a messy clear-up"

wiping white by RattyMcG January 29, 2008

wiping back to front 

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump

Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".

wiping back to front by Mr.Tissue May 4, 2018

wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

wiping of the ass by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005

wiping with leaves 

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.

I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!

wiping with leaves by Squirrel nest 4000 December 19, 2015