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Cormacing occurs when someone's internet is so trash, that it cosmic ddos anything it comes into contact with. It is so horrible that it affects everything and everyone else using the same service, and can cause others' connection to suffer or even crash as a result.

I was having fun with some friends last night on Xbox, until some guy joined and began cormacing the whole party.

cormacing by Sir Defintions May 18, 2016

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Corming

A term used to describe the orgasm achieved from fucking oneself anally with a husked cob of corn.

I'm corming from fucking myself with this cob of corn.

I'm going to corm!

I cormed after fucking myself with this corn on the cob

Corming by Yestera April 15, 2022

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corwacking

When you wack or jack with corn in the room. Or if you are wacking the corn. Or a jewish being wacking onto corn.

I love corwacking.... NOT

corwacking by ohio69 June 27, 2010

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cornalingus

act of eating popcorn at the movies before you get to your seat by putting your tongue in the popcorn box because your other hand is holding your soda.

As I walked to my seat, I committed cornalingus because I couldn't wait until my hands were free to taste the popcorn.

cornalingus by Sara June 19, 2006

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Coraling

The act of blatant attention seeking. Acting up, sudden mood swings, becoming really upset either at nothing or at something so small and so pathetic it brings out a chorus of swearing from all normal human beings in the vicinity.

Oh for fucks sake, stop coraling

Coraling by thehuninorange July 9, 2010

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Corming

A term used to describe the orgasm achieved from fucking oneself anally with a husked cob of corn.

Oh god, I'm corming from fucking myself with this cob of corn.
I'm going to corm!

I cormed after fucking myself with a corn on the cob.

Corming by Yestera April 15, 2022

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Commaging

A person who smells, or sniffs dead people's farts.

-"Where was Dirty Dave last night Bill?" "He was commaging in the morgue of course." "Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy."

-"Have you heard of this new trend that's been happening"? "What the atkins diet?" "No smelling dead people's farts...... you know, commaging."

-"Ahhhh, don't you just love your own brand of farts?" "No, I prefer dead people's."

Commaging by Zebraman September 17, 2007

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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