Skip to main content
An intelligent person with common sense who fails to accomplish normal tasks like opening boxes w/o hurting themselves
Only a cornbrush would forget how to spell their own name
Cornbrush by Cornbrush July 11, 2020
Words you can keep

cornbusseld 

To get the "shit end of the stick"! To thwart wouldbe dogooders. Stopped dead in your tracks!
To take from deserving or undeserving.
I was warming my tires up at the stoplight so my car would grip the road better under heavy braking in the unlikely event of an unforeseen accident when this "cop" Cornbusseld me!

I was dropping in when this Hoondog Cornbusseld my wave!
cornbusseld by CK Moto May 3, 2011
(v.) The act of smush doctoring a girl while corntanging. (Level of difficultly 9).
Joey- "Dude did you hear Eric cornsmushed that girl last night?"
J.R.- "Yea man he said he acted like he was gonna fuck her doggystyle but instead he got nose deep in her corntang."
Cornsmush by JoeyDaJock June 19, 2011

Coronarush 

When you began to lose control of everything in your life and can't seem to cope with it mostly because of the corona virus problems kept on spreading and making endless issues. This feeling could also cause people to take unbelievably stupid actions.
"What's up with you and all these tissues?"
"I had a coronarush in the mall yesterday, I wasn't thinking straight."

Cockbrush 

A derogatory term for big 70's style mustache.
Hey, look at the cockbrush on that dude in the leather pants!
Cockbrush by nail_bag August 29, 2009

The Cockbrush 

When some slob makes sure he rubs his crotch up against a girl nonchalantly, and then says something lame like "Sorry!" ... a really assinine way to cop-a-feel.

Say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl... and the scumbag with the mullet who smells like B.O., cigarettes, and Pabst acts like you're in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says "Oh, excuse me!" or "Sorry"(like thats gonna make it any less violating)... the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your ass or back, and of course he got friction out of it.
When I was at the shoe store, some asshole totally gave me "The Cockbrush" when I was looking through the rack.
The Cockbrush by Julzfin March 4, 2006

cockbrush 

Using a person's penis to maintain good oral hygeine.
Lemme put some toothpaste on your cockbrush. The coarse hairs are really good for removing plaque.
cockbrush by @non May 10, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
Next