Cornbrush

An intelligent person with common sense who fails to accomplish normal tasks like opening boxes w/o hurting themselves

Only a cornbrush would forget how to spell their own name

Cornbrush by Cornbrush July 11, 2020

cornbusseld 

To get the "shit end of the stick"! To thwart wouldbe dogooders. Stopped dead in your tracks!
To take from deserving or undeserving.

I was warming my tires up at the stoplight so my car would grip the road better under heavy braking in the unlikely event of an unforeseen accident when this "cop" Cornbusseld me!

I was dropping in when this Hoondog Cornbusseld my wave!

cornbusseld by CK Moto May 3, 2011

Cornsmush

(v.) The act of smush doctoring a girl while corntanging. (Level of difficultly 9).

Joey- "Dude did you hear Eric cornsmushed that girl last night?"
J.R.- "Yea man he said he acted like he was gonna fuck her doggystyle but instead he got nose deep in her corntang."

Cornsmush by JoeyDaJock June 19, 2011

Coronarush 

When you began to lose control of everything in your life and can't seem to cope with it mostly because of the corona virus problems kept on spreading and making endless issues. This feeling could also cause people to take unbelievably stupid actions.

"What's up with you and all these tissues?"
"I had a coronarush in the mall yesterday, I wasn't thinking straight."

Coronarush by Prepare to be Terrorised April 20, 2020

Cockbrush 

A derogatory term for big 70's style mustache.

Hey, look at the cockbrush on that dude in the leather pants!

Cockbrush by nail_bag August 29, 2009

The Cockbrush 

When some slob makes sure he rubs his crotch up against a girl nonchalantly, and then says something lame like "Sorry!" ... a really assinine way to cop-a-feel.

Say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl... and the scumbag with the mullet who smells like B.O., cigarettes, and Pabst acts like you're in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says "Oh, excuse me!" or "Sorry"(like thats gonna make it any less violating)... the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your ass or back, and of course he got friction out of it.

When I was at the shoe store, some asshole totally gave me "The Cockbrush" when I was looking through the rack.

The Cockbrush by Julzfin March 4, 2006

cockbrush 

Using a person's penis to maintain good oral hygeine.

Lemme put some toothpaste on your cockbrush. The coarse hairs are really good for removing plaque.

cockbrush by @non May 10, 2009