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Coronarush 

When you began to lose control of everything in your life and can't seem to cope with it mostly because of the corona virus problems kept on spreading and making endless issues. This feeling could also cause people to take unbelievably stupid actions.
"What's up with you and all these tissues?"
"I had a coronarush in the mall yesterday, I wasn't thinking straight."
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Coronashyster 

An unscrupulous person who opportunistically uses people’s fear over Coronavirus to deceive and defraud.
Don’t buy anything from that Coronashyster!
Coronashyster by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020

coronafusion 

Confusion surrounding the coronavirus, whether it be why you wear face masks or why social distancing is important.
My face mask is so itchy! I have so much coronafusion about it. Is it really necessary?

coronausterity 

Tightening one's belt as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. A portmanteau pronounced coron-austerity (from Corona - the colloquial term for COVID-19 and the word austerity).
I was thinking of ordering takeaway for tea but decided against it. It's my last month on furlough before redundancy so I needed to take some coronausterity measures.

Coronaship 

noun: developed in early 2020, a Coronaship occurs when two people start dating despite being informed that there is a deadly pandemic and to avoid physical contact with people.
When quarantine started, Mr. America lost his job and his place to live so he moved into Ms. America’s apartment to start a Coronaship since he had nowhere else to turn to as he burned all his other bridges before lockdown began.
An intelligent person with common sense who fails to accomplish normal tasks like opening boxes w/o hurting themselves
Only a cornbrush would forget how to spell their own name
Cornbrush by Cornbrush July 11, 2020

Coronawash

Nasty mother fuckers finally learned how to wash their grubby paws due to the coronavirus outbreak.
Damn Jerome you about to scrub the black off your ass with that damn coronawash you be doin.
Coronawash by Casper70 April 6, 2020