Cockbrush 

A derogatory term for big 70's style mustache.

Hey, look at the cockbrush on that dude in the leather pants!

Cockbrush by nail_bag August 29, 2009

cockbrush 

Using a person's penis to maintain good oral hygeine.

Lemme put some toothpaste on your cockbrush. The coarse hairs are really good for removing plaque.

cockbrush by @non May 10, 2009

The Cockbrush 

When some slob makes sure he rubs his crotch up against a girl nonchalantly, and then says something lame like "Sorry!" ... a really assinine way to cop-a-feel.

Say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl... and the scumbag with the mullet who smells like B.O., cigarettes, and Pabst acts like you're in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says "Oh, excuse me!" or "Sorry"(like thats gonna make it any less violating)... the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your ass or back, and of course he got friction out of it.

When I was at the shoe store, some asshole totally gave me "The Cockbrush" when I was looking through the rack.

The Cockbrush by Julzfin March 4, 2006

cockrust 

see also urungus

i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.

cockrust by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

cockpushups 

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground

Ive been doin cockpushups

cockpushups by Chris B. February 3, 2005

Cockmush

When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.

Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.

Cockmush by Hulmeeiscalledspitdick March 21, 2013

Cornbrush

An intelligent person with common sense who fails to accomplish normal tasks like opening boxes w/o hurting themselves

Only a cornbrush would forget how to spell their own name

Cornbrush by Cornbrush July 11, 2020