Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

Yer maw punts coonsil by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

Coon/cooning

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning

Coon/cooning by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020

Coolism

Coolism is the mojo, aura, attitude that makes a person cool.

Shelia has the coolism of 60’s chick.

Coolism by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"

"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."

A Coons Age by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

cooniggery

the act of doing things that a coon or nigger generally can be found doing.

stereotypical traits that black people have in common, such as: liking fried chicken, performing "shout outs" as much as/whenever possible, stealing TVs, performing drive-bys, wearing gold/silver chains, failing out of highschool, congregating with other black people etc.

the palpable atmosphere of ghettos.

Ex 1. Stealing tvs, being "up to no good".

Ex 2. "It shouldn't be a big deal, no one could be louder than us fuckers in terms of wresting, screaming, and general cooniggery"

Ex 3. "The jury has found Jamal Washington guilty on 3 counts of cooniggery"

Ex 4. The aftermath of Katrina is a large-scale example of "cooniggery" occurring.

cooniggery by hankaaron1 March 28, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026