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a sexually transmitted disease in which during intercourse the raccoon emerges from the vaginal canal and bites 2-3 inches off the tip of the penis.
keith has coons D:
coons by unfaithful acception July 25, 2011
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that jacket is so coons i wish i had it.
coons by TEAYAMS March 24, 2009
Another word for the female private part
My coons are bleeding this week! I can't go swimming!
Coons by Krystine March 1, 2005
A person who has a love for the swamps and swamp life in the Cajun areas of the Lower South Eastern United States.
"My cousin Ricky Bobby loves to watch that television show where that Coons Ass be yelling, 'Choot Dat Alley Geigh Duh'.
(Shoot That Alligator)

Coons Age 

hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years
Well tarnation! I havent seen Jethro in a coons age

coons age 

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".
I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.
coons age by Shattoww January 24, 2008
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A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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