coonism

Doin that which a coon does. ie, thugin and buggin an smacking hoes drinking 40's smokin blunts

Your coonism is showing.

coonism by Mr. Muffdiver69 April 13, 2025

Coolism 

Coolism is the mojo, aura, attitude that makes a person cool.

Shelia has the coolism of 60’s chick.

Coolism by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

Coolismus 

Eine Religion bei der die Anhänger coole Leute sind mit sehr attraktiven Körpern

"welche Religion hast du?"
"Ich bin ein cooler"
dm auf insta zum beitreten: @coolismus_official

Coolismus by coolismus October 23, 2020

Cornism 

Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.

Dave: Hey man, have you converted to Cornism yet?

Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!

Cornism by Taznixx September 26, 2018

Coonsman 

A jobless African American that lives off the government, tends to be extremely lazy and commits periodic crimes.

Look at that coonsman slowly crossing the street with his pants falling down and drinking a Colt 45!

That coonsman sitting at the bar just left and did not pay his bill!

Some damn coonsman just knocked me down and stole my wallet!

Hey Jeff, look over there, a coonsman is robbing the bank!

Did you see the wedding party? There was a coonsman groomsman and he just stole the limo!

Coonsman by Uncle Morrie November 21, 2012

Coronisms 

Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.

1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus.

2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms

Coronisms by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 25, 2020

Coonis Africanis 

Scientific name for a black person. nigger jiggaboo spade porch monkey

There is a large Coonis Africanis population in the ghetto.

Coonis Africanis by midget slayer February 23, 2010