Cooney's 

A bar located in Kylertown, Pennsylvania. The bar is packed on Saturday nights with men and women who are usually dressed in camouflage attire. The majority of the people do not have high school diplomas and the women have attitudes like Naomi Campbell, but the looks of a wildebeest. It's always a good time, good food, and good music.

Hey Larry, wanna hit up Cooney's tonight?
Ya dude, I haven't got laid in a while.

Alright cool, we'll bring some heavy loads back to the camp after.

Cooney's by CoryB35 January 2, 2011

That's a Cooney 

Like the infamous "that's a dip" it means that a person who is being spoken to has made a mistake of something really obvious
after it is said the person who made the mistake is usually hit on the forehead

Matt is wearing a red shirt.
John: did you just see Matt's blue shirt?
Mark: his shirt is red. That's a Cooney
(forehead slap)

That's a Cooney by mentalbaby32 June 11, 2008

What’s cooey Louie? 

Alternative greeting to What’s up? Generally utilized by lame Nor Cal wanna be trendsetters.

Hey Patas, what’s Cooey Louie?

What’s cooey Louie? by Nina Laquesha May 3, 2020

Aunt Flo's Coney Dog 

having sex while the female is on her menstrual cycle and then sticking your penis between her breasts.

Jim gave Sally an aunt flo's coney dog last night.

Aunt Flo's Coney Dog by Al Bogus May 28, 2009

Spin-a-cooney 

An urban flourish usually excercised in football. The 'Spin-a-cooney' involves the person in possesion of the game ball turning a minimum of 360 degrees, completely unnecceceraly, gaining respect and kudos from fellow teammates.

Whilst the team (being used to playing in the ghetto) celebrated the execution of a Spin-a-cooney, the crowd couldn't help but look onward, bemused.

Spin-a-cooney by Mustard Santa August 5, 2007

Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

Cloney Swear by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022

Clooney Syndrome

The disease of being so good looking and charming, Much like George Clooney that women actually assume you are only out to have sex with them. Thus, limiting the number of women you actually get to have sex with.

Sufferers of Clooney Syndrome include:
George Clooney
Matt Lauer
Winston Spivey
Johnny Depp

Clooney Syndrome by Spivs October 28, 2008