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Colleen Ballinger 

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator
"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"
Colleen Ballinger by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023
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Colleen Hoover 

Ninja Author, Hardcore Realist. Who single-handedly perfected the art of Hoovering and turned butterfly into a curse word. She's been know to inspire a Taco Cult following for a guy with remarkable hair and a love of tacos. In Layman's terms,unarguably she is one of the best butterflying authors to ever walk the earth.

Also known as CoHo.
Person one: I just adore Colleen Hoovers incredible wordplay!
Person Two: Oh, I know right! Her hoovering skills are off the charts! That CoHo really knows how to write an incredible book.
Colleen Hoover by CoHorts4CoHo June 12, 2013

Colleen Ballinger 

Colleen Ballinger is a YouTuber, comedian, actress, singer, writer, manipulator, and narcissist. Ballinger is best known for her annoying character Miranda Sings on "Haters Back Off." She tours with a live show that allows her to victimize and embarrass her audience. She has been accused of being inappropriate with children, more specifically in her group chat "Colleney's Weenies." Ballinger communicated with minors about sexual positions, and other inappropriate subjects. Adam McIntyre filed a police report and posted a video describing how Colleen manipulated him into free labor, groomed him, and gaslit him. She also sent him lingerie in the mail, then she tried to say it was a joke taken out of context. Another victim, Becky (16 years old at the time), is in a newly resurfaced Twitter/TikTok video; Colleen is standing over the girl, Becky was lying on her back. The teen was asked to participate in a "yoga challenge" in which Colleen pushed the girl's legs apart and a fart noise is played.

Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.
Person 1: "What is the name of that super annoying chick who is in that stupid 'Haters Back Off' show?"
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."
A girl who will do anything for you, Will help you through depression. She has her ups and downs, but will always be by your side. She's socially active but naughty at times. she will always try to make you laugh even when your sad. She is very beautiful but will never believe it, she is outgoing and active and enjoys the memories of true friends, she's loveable and adorable and WILL Always stick with you to the very end.
Jasmine: Wow i wish i had a friend like Coleene!
Derek: she is an amazing friend, i wish i could be her bestest friends
Coleene by Pockychuu September 12, 2015
Coleen is an amazing, beautiful, talented person who is always fun to be around. When you first meet them they will be shy and timid but are still amazing. They think they have to talent and the world would be better without them but it is false. They can’t see how beautiful they are, or how talented they are, or how much they mean to you. Remind Coleen how amazing she is and she would still deny it. And shy and timid as they are, they have a big heart that doesn’t let people in that easily. It takes a lot of trust to be close to a Coleen.
Coleen is the most talented person I have ever met
Coleen by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019
Colleen is a very intimidating and special girl. Colleen is no ordinary girl, she is very outgoing but can also be reserved! Colleen can be the sweetest girl you will ever meet! but don't get on her bad side. She can also be very sensitive when she feels offended. Colleen is also very smart and loyal and will stand up for what she believes and isnt afraid to say what she feels! Colleen is also a very good kisser and can get any boy wrapped around her finger! she is very spontaneous and beautiful inside and out! With a name like Colleen, a unique name calls for a unique girl! there is no other girl like Colleen. If you have a relationship with her, dont screw it up. Colleen hates drama and selfishness, she believes in telling the truth and being blunt. whether it hurts of not. she can also be extremely funny and makes just about anyone laugh! she's a popular girl, has lots of friends but keeps her best friends the closest. Everyone pretty much loves her, she's rarely ever hated by anyone! Colleen is interdependent and determined! she does not give. So dont give up on her.
funny intimidating kisser beautiful finger Colleen
Colleen by beyondplanetearth July 8, 2012
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