When a cougar sucessfully stalks and captures its prey(younger guy). Usually the coog-ee will be too distracted by tits and/or ass to articulate this, but the friends that he leaves behind will most likely remark on their bro getting cooged.
Sexy Lady: Hey Chaz, do you want to come do some unimportant task privately with me away from your friends?
Chaz: Sure, (to friends) I'll see you guys later.
You Guys: Damn bro, Chaz just got cooged.
Chaz: Sure, (to friends) I'll see you guys later.
You Guys: Damn bro, Chaz just got cooged.
by WDEagle December 24, 2010
Get the Cooged mug.(Verb) When a team snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Derived from the Washington State Cougars knack for consistently losing games in crazy last minute situations. Used universally regardless of what team does it.
by Whiskey Bob March 12, 2010
Get the Cooged it mug.To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day
by Mr Magoe September 12, 2014
Get the Cooped mug."A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
Get the Cooked your own spleen mug."Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"
Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015
Get the Cooked cunt mug.1. The inability to keep a lead in a sporting event;
a) to lose a game in the last minute or second.
b) to surrender a walk-off homerun or lose in sudden death
2. Incomplete; to not finish a task; to stop prematurely.
3. To be shot down in a social setting.
see also: Coug It
Orgin: This term is used by the alumni of Washington State University Cougars for their athletic teams lack of ability to win big games after holding large leads against top ranked teams and the University's archrival the University of Washington Huskies. Games are usually lost in the last seconds.
a) to lose a game in the last minute or second.
b) to surrender a walk-off homerun or lose in sudden death
2. Incomplete; to not finish a task; to stop prematurely.
3. To be shot down in a social setting.
see also: Coug It
Orgin: This term is used by the alumni of Washington State University Cougars for their athletic teams lack of ability to win big games after holding large leads against top ranked teams and the University's archrival the University of Washington Huskies. Games are usually lost in the last seconds.
1. Wazzu couged it when the Huskies
kicked a field goal in the last second.
2. Mike was getting his freak but couged it before he hit her spot.
3. Mike couged it when he tried to get her number.
kicked a field goal in the last second.
2. Mike was getting his freak but couged it before he hit her spot.
3. Mike couged it when he tried to get her number.
by Aph Roman February 27, 2004
Get the Couged It mug.Man, that new game from Microsoft is like a serving of coogee bay ice cream.
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24552137-1242,00.html
by hayso March 5, 2009
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