Cooged 

When a cougar sucessfully stalks and captures its prey(younger guy). Usually the coog-ee will be too distracted by tits and/or ass to articulate this, but the friends that he leaves behind will most likely remark on their bro getting cooged.

Sexy Lady: Hey Chaz, do you want to come do some unimportant task privately with me away from your friends?
Chaz: Sure, (to friends) I'll see you guys later.
You Guys: Damn bro, Chaz just got cooged.

Cooged by WDEagle December 24, 2010

Cooged it

(Verb) When a team snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Derived from the Washington State Cougars knack for consistently losing games in crazy last minute situations. Used universally regardless of what team does it.

"Can you believe how Oregon lost yet another Rose Bowl?"
"Lol! They freakin cooged it!"

Cooged it by Whiskey Bob March 12, 2010

Cooped 

To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day

I just set up for the day and now i just been Cooped.

Cooped by Mr Magoe September 12, 2014

Cooked your own spleen 

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

Cooked cunt 

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

Cooked cunt by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

Couged It

1. The inability to keep a lead in a sporting event;
a) to lose a game in the last minute or second.
b) to surrender a walk-off homerun or lose in sudden death

2. Incomplete; to not finish a task; to stop prematurely.

3. To be shot down in a social setting.

see also: Coug It
Orgin: This term is used by the alumni of Washington State University Cougars for their athletic teams lack of ability to win big games after holding large leads against top ranked teams and the University's archrival the University of Washington Huskies. Games are usually lost in the last seconds.

1. Wazzu couged it when the Huskies
kicked a field goal in the last second.

2. Mike was getting his freak but couged it before he hit her spot.

3. Mike couged it when he tried to get her number.

Couged It by Aph Roman February 27, 2004

coogee bay ice cream 

Shit

Man, that new game from Microsoft is like a serving of coogee bay ice cream.

(see news story)
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24552137-1242,00.html

coogee bay ice cream by hayso March 5, 2009