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Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.
"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015
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A Australian male (sometimes female) who is either high on drugs, or who's brain is deflated due to drugs, found in large numbers at any (mainly) EDM festivals or raves
1: Hey man did you go to future music?

2: Yea dude soo many Cooked Cunts

1: Hey bro you want to buy any dingers?

2: Fuck off daymo you Cooked Cunt
by CraigYo999 April 09, 2014
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Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.
Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.
by cool cunt klint November 05, 2016
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OFF CHOPPS ON ANY AND ALL CONTABAND TO FULLEST EXTENT
Hey Bro

Who you living with now ?

I got Smack head Crack head and Inbreed staying with me at the moment there
Fucken Cooked Cunts , ay
by Cuntry April 18, 2018
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