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Slang term for vagina. Possibly derived from "cooch".
Mikey: Say there may I splooge in your cooge?

Girl: Eww, no. Get the fuck away from me virgin.
cooge by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012
Words you can keep
cooge means anything you want it to mean.
for example:
"hey mitchell your a cooge" or
" dude those are the best cooges i've ever seen!"
cooge by cooger January 21, 2007
old, well worn pussy
A cougar's pussy is as undesirable as cooge
cooge by ranktude November 29, 2012
Means party or litt event
Yo Bro, you going to that cooge tonight?

I’m not going to that cooge unless it’s litt cuz
Cooge by Josaint6 July 4, 2019
The Cooge is a shortened name that locals have given to Coogee Beach.

Maroubra Beach has been called "The Bra" since the 70's and Coogee Beach is called "The Cooge."
"I'll meet you at the Cooge."
the cooge by TheDoctor2013 October 30, 2013
Shicky busted a good ol' chogey right on que.
chogey by Matt Weller December 10, 2006

Coogan Spatula 

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.
Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.
Coogan Spatula by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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