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Coolum

A medium- sized sunshine coast town inbetween rich as fuck Noosa and bogan maroochydore. People living in coolum are either surfers who are never not high , eshays who sell 'pikachus' , gangas who fuck any guy who is in a 10 ft radius to them, or elderly nannas with a wooden pole stuck up their ass 24/7. The guys who go to coolum high drop out by year 10 to 'take up their father's trade' and the girls post photos on their snapchat story of their underwear so far up their non-existent asses. I love Coolum, such a nice place :)
Jayn " hey cunr, wanna buy some Chu's?"

tren "nah, i might get caught by the pigs, i might do them at the next bush doof tho, just go around coolum tho, someone will defs buy them"
Jayn "ahhh, i love Coolum"
by sxckittendaddy February 20, 2018
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Columbus is just an all out 10 what a bloody legend. Always up for a mad sesh with the boys
If Coolums not there neither am I
by The biggest Jonny April 18, 2018
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Columbia Heights Deuce

Columbia Heights Deuce

Deuce is a street gang or clique that was originated in the early to mid 2000's in the city Columbia heights. They are mainly white but have members of other races. They were very active for several years and had several known members arrested for crimes ranging from drugs to assaults.

As far as I know they are not affiliated with any of other gangs in the area and seem to be quiet but still active.
Oh you graduated from Columbia Heights, Well you must be Columbia Heights Deuce.
by crumblingheights September 4, 2019
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Christopher Columbus

An Italian explorer who rediscovered a continent that most Europeans at the time had no previous knowledge of, and whose voyages set off further exploration and colonization of this "New World," resulting in his being credited for its discovery.
Things CAN be discovered more than once. In general, people in Europe didn't know about the Americas before Columbus' voyages, and the resulting colonization means that most of the people living in the Americas today are at least partially descended from Europeans. No one alive today who says that Columbus discovered America actually thinks the land was uninhabited when he found it. The proper understanding is that, from a eurocentric point of view, Christopher Columbus discovered America, which is true.
by Ima Linguist September 28, 2020
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Christopher Columbus

An italian admiral famous for having discovered the Salvador islands in october 1492. He reached his destination after over 70 days of navigation, and erroneously thought he landed in the eatern Indies, hence the term "Western Indies" to refer to America (which takes the name after another famous italian explorer, Amerigo Vespucci) and the use of "Indian" to refer to north american natives. Recently the image of Columbus was defiled by left leaning political agendas that labeled him as a murderous power hungry invader, yet despite this people always forget that without him the modern geopolitical landscape of the New World woudn't exist, including the USA. He was a great man who had the balls to venture through uncharted waters with the ever looming risk to never come back, and he deserves every bit of respect one could possibly give. Also despite Leif Eriksson having discovered modern Terranova 200 years earlier, he never created trade routes nor permanent colonies and thus his contribution to exploration can be considered negligible compared to Columbus.
Christopher Columbus' statue was recently defiled by a bunch of brainwashed rich college boys with guilt complexes
by sepia_officinalis April 16, 2021
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Columbus Day

The day that Columbus set foot in America.
If you think he didn't, you're a moron. Yes. he wasn't the first European to set foot in America, that was Leif Erikson. However, Leif didn't make monumental colonies spreading across the continent. This makes Columbus the third person not from America to step there -- first was Leif Erikson, then Mansa Musa's predecessor, then Columbus.

And no, this day doesn't celebrate the deaths of native Americans...
History fanatic, learn history.
Happy Columbus day, mate!
Happy Columbus day!
by Sylaswwww July 30, 2021
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Columbian Comakazi

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.
Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!
by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011
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