Possibly the best thing ever created by God. He is a small white creature, cleverly disguised as a dog used to infilitrate human ranks to observe and covertly record their doings. In the case of discover, the Cootumbs will explode causing an explosion equivalent to 6 mega-tons of dynomite.
by Cootumbss January 21, 2009
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