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Cococunt 

It's technically used for those people who are behaving like a fucker,jerk, spoiler, stupid or idiot.
It's also English word for a Hindi Slang, Chutiya

Etymology: In ancient India, Men from the coastal regions used to hang two coconuts from waist down below to display their testicular prowess. But soon some copycats who had halfwit knowledge of the tradition started hanging empty coconut shells which not only made them look like idiots but also vaguely became a symbolic representation of a vagina; colloquially known as a cunt. A Sage, popularly known as Guru Ghantal from north India descending from the Aryans who travelled from central asia found this idiocracy and hence the term cococunts came into existence. For more details read M Ram's historic account on 'The art of cococunting'
Don't be a cococunt dude! Grow up
What a cococunt!
She is such a cococunt! She just turned down a date that was on.

Come on dude! Not all South Indians are cococunts.
Cococunt by gurubhai March 29, 2020
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Cocojumbo 

Someone extremely clapped and stupid.
Me: Hey wanna go out tomorrow?
Ben: My feet smell!
Me: what?
Ben: I need to cut my toe nails!
Me: You do even know what we are talking about, you cocojumbo!
Cocojumbo by Derildu August 23, 2021

cococunt 

Noun. Vulgar slang.
A cococunt is the descriptive term for a female's genitalia after an act of self abuse or masturbation including a well-known brand of coconut-filled chocolate bar.
For best results, use a lightly chilled Bounty bar.
Wash immediately afterwards as cooled chocolate will harden and can draw hair out from your pubic hairea like a motherfucker.
n.b. the scrumptious coconut filling hurts like buggery if you get a bit down your japs eye.
My girlfriend gave me my first taste of a cococunt after she masturbated through a family pack of bounty bars. I had to eat my way through half a kilo of chocolate to get to the cunnie.
cococunt by Major Brownwings October 28, 2013

cococunt 

It's technically used for those people who are behaving like a fucker,jerk, spoiler, stupid or idiot.
It's also English word for a Hindi Slang, Chutiya

Etymology: In ancient India, Men from the coastal regions used to hang two coconuts from waist down below to display their testicular prowess. But soon some copycats who had halfwit knowledge of the tradition started hanging empty coconut shells which not only made them look like idiots but also vaguely became a symbolic representation of a vagina; colloquially known as a cunt. A Sage, popularly known as Guru Ghantal from north India descending from the Aryans who travelled from central asia found this idiocracy and hence the term cococunts came into existence. For more details read M Ram's historic account on 'The art of cococunting'
Dude, don't behave like a cococunt. Grow up!
She is a such a cococunt dude. She just turned down tonight's date.
cococunt by gurubhai March 29, 2020

Cockcumber 

Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.
Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.
Cockcumber by PimpmasterHDWQ November 3, 2010

Cococuntpludrop 

When too bloody cats eat each other
Omg coco monger is being such a Cococuntpludrop 🐜
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